A narcissistic diary of the year preceding Ironman Arizona 2009. A chronology of story ideas forfeited to training. A collection of stories compiled to avoid training.
I feel certain that this address is your apartment and that doesn't make any sense at all to me. 22 people? I've seen you shouldering your way through that space like a musk ox in a house made entirely of closets, stopping now and again to shake loose whatever detritus you've inadvertently collected on your person. I cannot muster the imagination to see how 22 people (plus lookyloos) will be able to play poker in your home. unless: have you worked out a system where all even numbered guests would breathe in whilst all odd numbered breathe out? the whole place would undulate like a jellyfish made out of recession beards and sofa cushions.
Furniture and emotional baggage will be moved into your garage for the weekend, thus leaving enough room for 22 folks in the living room and dining room, and enough will power to pull this event off half sober.
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I feel certain that this address is your apartment and that doesn't make any sense at all to me. 22 people? I've seen you shouldering your way through that space like a musk ox in a house made entirely of closets, stopping now and again to shake loose whatever detritus you've inadvertently collected on your person. I cannot muster the imagination to see how 22 people (plus lookyloos) will be able to play poker in your home. unless: have you worked out a system where all even numbered guests would breathe in whilst all odd numbered breathe out? the whole place would undulate like a jellyfish made out of recession beards and sofa cushions.
Furniture and emotional baggage will be moved into your garage for the weekend, thus leaving enough room for 22 folks in the living room and dining room, and enough will power to pull this event off half sober.
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